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(so much blood for such a tiny little hole) problems do have solutions, ya know a lifetime of fucking things up fixed in one determined flash everything's blue everything's blue in this world the deepest shade of mushroom blue all fuzzy spilling out of my head |\| | |/| - the downward spiral ===== Hey kids, got something important you want to tell THE PRESIDENT!?!?!?! Just email this address: President@WhiteHouse.GOV and tell him all about it. If it's not THAT important then just send it to Al at Vice.President@WhiteHouse.GOV. Sorry, Chelsea does NOT have an email address yet (that I know of). ===== Be it Enacted by the People of the State of Colorado: Article 2, of the Colorado Constitution is amended by the addition of Sec. 30, which shall state as follows: NO PROTECTED STATUS BASED ON HOMOSEXUAL, LESBIAN OR BISEXUAL ORIENTATION. Neither the State of Colorado, through any of its branches or departments, nor any of its agencies, political subdivisions, municipalities or school districts, shall enact, adopt or enforce any statute, regulation, ordinance or policy whereby homosexual, lesbian, or bisexual orientation, conduct, practices or relationships shall constitute or otherwise be the basis of, or entitle any person or class of persons to have or claim any minority status, quota preferences, protected status or claim or discrimination. This section of the Constitution shall be in all respects self-executing. ===== "The next night it was dancing pigs. Make that tap-dancing cartoon pigs with top hats, dancing in a chorus line in my head. Even *I* liked that one!" -from the walkers mailing list ===== "Usenet is not a right." -- Gene Spafford "Usenet is a right, a left, a jab, and a sharp uppercut to the jaw. The postman hits! You have new mail." -- Ed Vielmetti ===== "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." --gene spafford, 1992 ===== "pigs we get what pigs deserve" - |\| | |/| ===== James Miller Lick This file is current as of 1999-03-28 See also, my WWW home page: http://drivel.com/ 24-Hour Pager: Numeric: (888) 533-3727 PIN 4089308474 Text: jlick@pager.corp.sun.com, jlick-pager@tcp.com, or 4089308474@paging.cellone-sf.com (140 character limit) Home address: James Lick 2388 Shoreside Court Santa Clara, CA 95054 USA (408) 930-8474 cell phone w/voice-mail and PCS Paging (leave message or press 5 to send a numeric page) (408) 748-1829 home (408) 727-8275 fax Personal e-mail address: jlick@drivel.com, jlick@tcp.com, or jlick@shoreside.com Work address: James Lick Sun Microsystems, Inc. MS UPAL01-350 901 San Antonio Palo Alto, CA 94303 USA Work Phone w/voice-mail: (650) 336-7102 (Sun Internal: office PAL01-3414, x67102) Work e-mail address: James.Lick@sun.com whois database ids: JL424, JL495, PLEASURE-DOM, TCP-DOM, SHORESIDE-DOM, NET-CAVENET, ASN-CAVENET, DRIVEL-DOM ===== "Make Burritos, Not War" -El Freebird's "The MAGIC lives on" -El Freebird's ===== rjc@cstr.ed.ac.uk (Richard Caley) on mice: "People invented language so they wouldn't have to rely on pointing at things and waving their arms around to communicate, now you want us to go backwards?" ===== i still recall the taste of your tears echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears my favorite dreams of you still wash ashore scraping through my head till i don't want to sleep anymore you make this all go away you make this all go away i'm down to just one thing and i'm starting to scare myself you make this all go away you make this all go away i just want something i just want something i can never have you always were the one to show me how back then i couldn't do the things that i can do now this thing is slowly taking me apart grey would be the color if i had a heart i just want something i can never have come on and tell me you make this all go away you make this all go away i'm down to just one thing and i'm starting to scare myself you make this all go away you make this all go away i just want something i just want something i can never have in this place it seems like such a shame though it all looks different now i know it's still the same everywhere i look you're all i see just a fading fucking reminder of who i used to be come on tell me you make this all go away you make this all go away i'm down to just one thing and i'm starting to scare myself you make this all go away you make it all go away i just want something i just want something i can never have i just want something i can never have |\| | |/| - something i can never have ===== $ better !pout; better !cry $ better watchout $ write you town $ $ cat /etc/passwd >list $ ncheck list $ ncheck list $ cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist $ cat list | grep nice >giftlist $ santa clause town $ $ ps -el | grep '^....S' $ ps -el | grep '^....R' $ who | egrep "bad|good" $ for i in $( do > be good > done $ $ better !pout; better !cry $ better watchout $ write you town ===== "If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instructions himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should freely spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature." - Thomas Jefferson, (in The Writings Of Thomas Jefferson, Vol. 6, p 180-181 (1854 edition)) ===== "It provides about the same thrill, and almost as much information, as picking the lint off your dog on a rainy afternoon. (It has the slight advantage of being something you can do if you have a computer but no dog.)" - rcd@raven.eklektix.com (Dick Dunn) ===== From: jneff@eniac.seas.upenn.edu Subject: It's knot what you think... A couple of pieces of string are hanging out on the street corner. One says, "I'm thirsty. I think I'll go into the bar across the street and get myself a beer." The other strings says... (A pink rabbit rudely interupts the two, playing a large drum as he rolls down the street. He spins around in front of the two strings, and continues on his merry way.) Still going!! Nothing beats alt.pink.bunny.boom.boom.boom. It keeps going, and going, and going... ===== The correct solution to the "quest," is of course, that there is no solution. There is nothing you are looking for, except for you, and once you realize this, you win the big prize, you find yourself, and get to live happily ever after. -by Patrick Karel Kroupa (Lord Digital) from "Voices in My Head, Mindvox: The Overture" (ftp.eff.org:/pub/cud/papers/mindvox) ===== This next record is dedicated to some personal friends of mine, the LAPD. For every cop that has ever taken advantage of somebody, beat 'em down or hurt 'em, because they got long hair, listen to the wrong kinda music, wrong color, whatever they thought was the reason to do it. For every one of those fuckin' police, I'd like to take a pig out here in this parkin' lot and shoot 'em in their mothafuckin' face. - Body Count (w/Ice-T) "Out In The Parking Lot" Cop Killer COP KILLER! Yeah! I got my black shirt on I got my black gloves on I got my ski mask on This shit's been too long I got my twelve guage sawed off I got my headlights turned off I'm 'bout to bust some shots off I'm 'bout to dust some cops off I'm a... COP KILLER, better you than me COP KILLER, fuck police brutality! COP KILLER, I know your family's grievin' ... FUCK 'EM! COP KILLER, but tonight we get even I got my brain on hype Tonight'll be your night I got this long-assed knife and your neck looks just right My adrenaline's pumpin' I got my stereo bumpin' I'm 'bout to kill me somethin' A pig stopped me for nuthin'! COP KILLER, it's better you than me COP KILLER, fuck police brutality! COP KILLER, I know your family's grievin' ... FUCK 'EM! COP KILLER, but tonight we get even DIE, DIE, DIE, PIG, DIE! FUCK THE POLICE! COP KILLER, it's better you than me COP KILLER, fuck police brutality! COP KILLER, I know your family's grievin' ... FUCK 'EM! COP KILLER, but tonight we get even FUCK THE POLICE! FUCK THE POLICE, for Daryl Gates FUCK THE POLICE, for Rodney King FUCK THE POLICE, for my dead homies FUCK THE POLICE, for your freedom FUCK THE POLICE, don't be a pussy FUCK THE POLICE, have some mothafuckin' courage FUCK THE POLICE, sing along! COP KILLER! I'm a muthafuckin' COP KILLER! 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